CopeCup™

Crime Pays. There Are No Rules. Nothing Matters.

Start your day with a sip of chaos. It’s perfect for caffeine addicts, aspiring supervillains, or anyone who’s just given up on Monday. Dishwasher-safe, judgment-proof, and guaranteed to make HR nervous.

Make Avocado Guacamole Again

Folks, this is the best mug. Maybe the best mug ever made. People are saying it. I don’t know, could be! It’s avocado green, the classiest color. Not too ripe, not too mushy, just perfect. Like my poll numbers. And look at that text: MAKE AVOCADO GUACAMOLE AGAIN. Bold, beautiful, and totally legal, unlike certain elections I won’t mention. It’s printed in big, strong white letters because we’re not whispering, we’re shouting: BRING BACK THE GUAC! You want coffee? Tea? Covfefe? This mug can hold it all. It’s got stamina. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Border wall safe. You could build a whole wall of these mugs. Mexico might even pay for it, we’ll see. Great for patriots, avocado lovers, and people who know guacamole used to be better. You drink from this, you’re winning again. Tired of losing? Buy this mug. Limited supply. Like integrity in Washington. Let’s guac and roll, baby.